Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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