I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
