do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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