even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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