I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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