if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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