Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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