Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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