wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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