i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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