Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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