Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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