Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Found your dick twin last night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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