She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize