it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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