We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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