How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The dick lei will go down in squad history
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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