haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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