She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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