it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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