just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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