one two three fourrrrnication!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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