Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
