apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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