There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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