ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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