He is an equal opportunity slut.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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