No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do plants get herpes?
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