I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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