ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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