ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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