He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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