Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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