I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Houston, we have a blender
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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