her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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