If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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