Who did Billy Mays play for?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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