And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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