we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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