is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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