Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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