how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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