She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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