been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You've changed since you got that strap on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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