I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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