It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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