We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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