? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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