East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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