Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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