Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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