I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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