Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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