Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
my liver is dry heaving
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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